1. Put your feet on the table and smell them
2. Burp loudly
3. take a bite out of your food and pretend to get food poisoning
4. Yell, "YO WAITER" about 200 times and when they come over say "never mind"
5. Tell someone that you dropped a fingernail in their soup
6. Take food off of someone elses plate
7. Use monopoly money to tip the waiter
8. Trip any waiter that walks by your table
9. wear a chicken suit and cluck whenever someone tries to talk to you
10. Look down your shirt and say loudly, "Doing ok guys?"
11. Scratch your pits and say "PHEW"
12. Pretend to have fleas
* guarenteed that you will get kicked out of any resteraunt if you use these tips...
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